Humor – Top 10 Worst Wedding Dresses. Ever.

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It’s your big day! Here’s what it looks like if you don’t dress for it.

10. The Garbage Bag.

Nothing says ’til death do us part like Glad.

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9. The Mullet Dress

Business in the front, party in the back. The flat sandals and frizzy ‘do are a nice touch.

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8. The… Bird?… Dress

The slit up to the butt-cheeks in the back is especially attractive.

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7. The Camo Dress

I’ll give her one thing… she’s dedicated. Wait… where’d she go?

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6. The Breast Dress

This is what happens when you get fitted for your dress after six Long Island Iced Teas.

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5. The Other Breast Dress.

Apparently, this gal went to the same drunken dress-fitting party.

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4. The Tagger Dress

“Honey, why don’t you spray paint ‘Wifey’ across my butt? It’ll be great!”

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3. The Pregger Dress

I have no words.

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2. The Porno Princess Barbie Dress

The title says it all.

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1. The Crocheted Hotdog

The other end of the spectrum. What you don’t see: The matching crocheted chastity belt beneath.

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