It’s your big day! Here’s what it looks like if you don’t dress for it.
10. The Garbage Bag.
Nothing says ’til death do us part like Glad.
9. The Mullet Dress
Business in the front, party in the back. The flat sandals and frizzy ‘do are a nice touch.
8. The… Bird?… Dress
The slit up to the butt-cheeks in the back is especially attractive.
7. The Camo Dress
I’ll give her one thing… she’s dedicated. Wait… where’d she go?
6. The Breast Dress
This is what happens when you get fitted for your dress after six Long Island Iced Teas.
5. The Other Breast Dress.
Apparently, this gal went to the same drunken dress-fitting party.
4. The Tagger Dress
“Honey, why don’t you spray paint ‘Wifey’ across my butt? It’ll be great!”
3. The Pregger Dress
I have no words.
2. The Porno Princess Barbie Dress
The title says it all.
1. The Crocheted Hotdog
The other end of the spectrum. What you don’t see: The matching crocheted chastity belt beneath.
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