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Cheeks, eyes and lips… do’s and definitely-don’ts for everyday makeup

Category: Bad Celebrity MakeupBeautyBeauty TricksCelebrity BeautyHelpful HintsHumor Comments: No comments

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Happy May, ladies! We’re focusing on faces today. Have a look at these cosmetics tips to help you keep from making these mistakes…

Blush Boo-boos

The best blush application technique for YOU, my dear, depends on the shape and fullness of your face. If you have prominent cheekbones, a little rosy glow on the apples of your cheeks will do. (Smile, and apply a soft color lightly on the fullest part of your cheeks in small circles. A shimmer is great for spring and summer!) If your face is fuller, you can get away with a subtle shadowing tone under your cheekbones. The key word here is subtle. Suck your cheeks in as if you’re making “fishy lips” (that’s a technical term) and apply color in the hollows under your cheekbones...

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How to pluck and color your eyebrows the right way… and avoid the eyebrow FAIL

Category: BeautyBeauty TricksFree StuffHumor

I’m all about makeup tips with a little humor thrown in to brighten your day. Today we’re going to talk about what to do and what NOT to do when plucking and coloring your eyebrows……..

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Raising Eyebrows… With Your Eyebrows

Eyebrows are those lovely little things that are supposed to frame and draw attention to our eyes. But sometimes we forget to reign those suckers in and before we know it, they become little attention whores. Don’t let it happen to you.

EYEBROW SHAPE

Your eyebrows are supposed to follow the line of your browbone. If you hold a pencil straight up alongside your nose, your eyebrows should STOP at the inner corner of your eye...

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Humor – Top 10 Worst Wedding Dresses. Ever.

Category: HumorWedding

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It’s your big day! Here’s what it looks like if you don’t dress for it.

10. The Garbage Bag.

Nothing says ’til death do us part like Glad.

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9. The Mullet Dress

Business in the front, party in the back. The flat sandals and frizzy ‘do are a nice touch.

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8. The… Bird?… Dress

The slit up to the butt-cheeks in the back is especially attractive.

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7. The Camo Dress

I’ll give her one thing… she’s dedicated. Wait… where’d she go?

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6. The Breast Dress

This is what happens when you get fitted for your dress after six Long Island Iced Teas.

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5. The Other Breast Dress.

Apparently, this gal went to the same drunken dress-fitting party.

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4. The Tagger Dress

“Honey, why don’t you spray paint ‘Wifey’ across my butt? It’ll be great!”

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3. The Pregger Dress

I have no words.

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Hilarious Video: Two men endure simulated labor pains…

Category: HumorMotherhood

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Comments? 😉

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